THE DREADED QUESTION

As a philosopher, I contemplate the deepest questions and dilemmas that have challenged Mankind though the ages - S.L.

Does this bikini make my ass look fat?

Does this wetsuit make my ass look fat?

Does this thong make my ass look fat?

Does the Grand Canyon make my ass look fat?

Does this lingerie make my ass look fat?

Does this beer can make my ass look fat?

Does this HOT AIR BALLOON make my ass look fat?

From this point on, whenever The Dreaded Question comes up, you'll know how to answer . . .

Throw a grenade and empty the magazine . . .

STORMBRINGER SENDS