Monday, September 30, 2013
Read Roger Beamer's story HERE and decide for yourself.
Reader: The article says he is 67 & says he arrived in VN as a GB in 1964. By my calculation, he was possibly born in 1946, which would make him about 18 or 19 when he went to VN.
StormBringer: This guy's stories ring true - they sound like stories I have heard other, bona-fide, Vietnam vets tell. 19 is extraordinarily young to be a Green Beret, but it is possible IF:
- he joined the Army at 16 or 17 and made sergeant (E-5) in two years - this is possible
- the Q-course of the day was less than six months long (when I went through it was more than six months)
- they were possibly taking recruits right off the street into Special Forces - they did this for awhile after 9-11 due to a generation of SFers all reaching retirement age within a short period of time. The X-Rays (what they called the New Meat) went through Infantry Basic and AIT, Jump School, and an extended Q-Course that included PLDC and BNCOC (NCO Academy schools). By the time they graduated, they were young buck sergeants ready to go overseas and get their Jihad on.
The downside of the program was the X-Rays spent over two years in training before they ever got into an operational unit. The upside is the extended training window gave the cadre enough time to weed out the hedonists and the airheads before inserting the young bucks into the program. The X-Rays made a good name for themselves and by now several of them have made E-8. They've earned chestfuls of medals and have carved their names into History with their bayonets.
“I knew it took me years to seek out help for my own demons,” he says. “I believe I survived for a reason, and I know this is it: helping other veterans.”
Anyone interested in joining Beamer in his mission can visit www.vetsherd.com to learn more.
I'm calling this veteran's claims true until proven otherwise. The BS Detector does not go into spin on anything he says. STORMBRINGER SENDS
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Family emergency at 0500 yesterday had me driving halfway across the state to recover Offspring #2 from ER . . . oxygen sucked out of room for rest of day dealing with THAT situation . . . today Wifee has a laundry list of honey-do's longer than a non-Euclidean equation mapping the Universe in five dimensions . . . in the meantime if I don't cut the grass, pop the weeds, re-plant the trees, wash the cars around here NOBODY does . . . I have to cut the wood, router it and sand it for stands for her pottery pieces . . . little itty-bitty Oriental woman can't operate the cross-cut saw, can't even READ the calibrations on the measuring surfaces, never mind the router . . . NEVER MIND time for me to work out . . . and I can't make her go out, get a haircut & bring me it back to me . . . last time I wrote was a paragraph last weekend . . . now you know why STORMBRINGER is suffering never mind the novel . . .
In the meantime here's some interesting material from around the web:
Shabaab Plot to Attack London Planned to be 'Similar to ... Mumbai' In light of the citizen heroes who performed heroic rescues last week in Nairobi, its long overdue for UK to re-think private gun ownership and concealed carry laws.
CIA’s Deadly Cultural Ignorance Fear of officers "going native" keeps our intelligence agencies ill-informed about Somalia, Syria, and other hotspots
Obama's Weakness is Enabling Russia's Mideast Rise If the Kerry-Lavrov deal was such a good idea, why didn’t anyone try it a year ago?
After Told He's Racist, Univ Wisconsin-Madison Student Rejects Further Diversity ‘Training’ What’s more... "How to Support Transgender Students" is something he cannot support, as it runs in direct contradiction to his religious beliefs.
Worse Is the New Normal "Obamacare is something new in American life: the creation of a massive bureaucracy charged with downsizing you — to a world of fewer doctors, higher premiums, lousier care, more debt, fewer jobs, smaller houses, smaller cars, smaller, fewer, less; a world where worse is the new normal. - Mark Steyn
I'll be posting intermittantly, whenever they let me up from the oar deck . . .
Saturday, September 28, 2013
99.9% of all guns in America are not used in violent crimes.
99.8% of all guns are not used in crimes of all time
Guns are used 4 times as often in self-defense as in crime, and 98% of the time it is not even fired.
Only 1% of the time when the gun is used in self-defense, does the criminal take the gun from the defender.
After guns were banned in the UK, the armed robbery rate spiked 40%, and 44% in Australia. Now, in Britain, most robberies happen when people are at home (50% versus Americas 30%)
Only 4% of guns used in crimes were obtained legally.
Sources: FBI and CATO Institute.
If you can find an experienced contractor for your home improvement projects and household repairs, you will feel as if you have made a new friend for life. While there are many home improvement professionals offering services including plumbing, electrical and HVAC, it is hard to find a contractor you can trust and will perform quality work on your home. But with so many professional home improvement contractors available, how do you find the one who will be the best fit for your home repair projects?
The first source of information for most people is from word of mouth. Friends and family members will be more than willing to recommend a home improvement or repair professional that they have worked with in the past. While this is a good starting point, you should also inspect some of the work they did to ensure it was done properly.
While it may seem like a chore to inspect the workmanship of a contractor, you will definitely want to be certain they can perform the work that you need done with precision and care. If you're looking to remodel your kitchen, make sure you visit homes that have had their kitchen remodeled by the same contractor. Certainly, a contractor who has done great work on the exterior of a home but has never remodeled a kitchen before will not be the right fit for your project. Seeing physical examples of a professional contractor's work will make your final decision easier and you can rest assured knowing that they will do the work properly for your home improvement project.
You can also ask your local hardware store for some recommendations. They have working relationships with dependable contractors who they may suggest for your specific home improvement project. You can also contact reputable engineers and architects to see whom they've worked with in the past and which contractor did the best quality work.
Once you have narrowed down your choices, contact the contractor directly. Find out if they have the proper licenses and insurance. Discuss the project and explain in detail the work you would like done. Be sure to listen to what the contractor can offer you and any suggestions that they may have. When you've made your decision, ask for a contract to be drawn up so you can have all the necessary documentation in writing before any work is to be done.
As a homeowner, it is extremely beneficial to find a reputable home improvement and repair contractor you can trust for servicing your entire household. If you can find a contractor who will complete electrical and plumbing projects as well as general HVAC service, you will have found an invaluable asset for the maintenance of your home. You can build a long and trusted relationship with an electrical, pluming and HVAC contractor for all your home service needs.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
"Men, Special Forces is a mistress. Your wives will envy her because she will have your hearts. Your wives will be jealous of her because of the power to pull you away. This mistress will show you things never before seen and experience things never before felt. She will love you, but only a little, seducing you to want more, give more, die for her. She will take you away from the ones you love, and you will hate her for it, but leave her you never will, but if you must, you will miss her, for she has a part of you that will never be returned intact. And in the end, she will leave you for a younger man."
- James R. Ward, OSS
September 16, 2013 | Vol. 182 No. 12
Time Magazine understands its various target audiences and this is probably also a microcosm of US foreign policy reporting more broadly and perhaps the reason why the general public has no real desire to understand the foreign policy challenges we face. And of course the only foreign policy views the public gets are in their own echo chamber from the pundits of their respective political party views.
But I digress and apologize for getting off topic . . .
. . . ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?
- STORMBRINGER SENDS
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
I lived in Bangkok 1970-77, graduated 12th grade at the International School in '77 and hung around awhile until it became counterproductive. I didn't want to leave. I eventually went back with the Army - multiple tours of duty when I was stationed in Okinawa 1988-1992. Those were amazing years - I earned my star & wreath on my master parachutist badge leading a stick of Thai Border Patrol Police paratroopers on a jump over Haad Yai, South Thailand - giving the jump commands in Thai.
The real name of Bangkok is Krungthep - the th is a hard "t" just like the Th in Thailand. Everybody calls it Krungthep. If a Thai asks me 'Where did you live in Thailand? Where are you from?' I answer "Krungthep." Bangkok was the name of a small fishing and trading village on the site of where Krungthep is now. Bang means village and kok is a kind of a plant bearing olive-like fruit.
The full name is actually "Krung thep mahanakorn amorn Rattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilok Pop Nopparat Ratchatani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasatan Amorn Piman Awatarn Sathit Sakkathatiyat Witsanukarmprasit"
Translates into English :
"City of Angels, Great City of Immortals, Magnificent City of the Nine Gems, Seat of the King, City of Royal Palaces, Home of Gods Incarnate, Erected by Visvakarman at Indra's Behest"
If you have trouble pronouncing it, here's the hit song by superstar Thai Pop Group, "Asanee Wasan" who have set the name to a catchy tune sung like a traditional Thai song:
Nowadays almost every kid in Thailand knows this song. I'm "Dek 'Thep" (Bangkok kid) but I'm still working on it.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Owning a home brings lots of responsibilities for maintenance and upkeep. Most homeowners take great pride in their property and often want to improve. That's when the smartest homeowners check to see if their planned projects need garden planning permission.
The permission requires consulting with officials about what local ordinances and/or codes you must comply with in order to make improvements to your home or property. Some types of work are considered "permitted development" and don't need permission as long as they meet local building codes.
However, other property improvements are required to get it. The Parliament of the United Kingdom has assigned primary responsibility for planning to local authorities. Usually this duty is carried out by the planning department of a local council. Fortunately, it's possible to check on special permit needs from the comfort of your own home computer..
Why go to the trouble of checking out garden planning permission? You can find information on all kinds of uses and structures. Furthermore, it's possible to submit an application for a permit from any local authority in England or Wales through this one convenient site. The online service can be used for such requirements as planning permission, lawful development certificates, listed building consent and conservation area consent.
The website guides applicants through the process, and offers assistance at all stages. The application is saved online in case the homeowner needs to check on any details away from the computer.
The internet will offer information on the codes that regulate sheds, greenhouses and garages, along with swimming pools, ponds, sauna cabins, kennels, tennis courts and many other structures. There are also regulations governing the installation of a satellite dish, building a new dwelling on an existing property and provisions regarding the installation of fuel storage tanks on farms.
In additions, should you want a garden office to work from home or seek to build a granny flat for your aging parent, you'll need to check which one needs planning permission or a special permit. Sometimes they do, and other times they don't.
Don't make the costly and embarrassing mistake of failing to get proper garden planning permission for a home improvement or addition. It should be a property owner's first step in preparing to add a structure that will enhance the quality of life in his or her home.
The soldier was enjoying a coffee with friends when the gunmen stormed the Westgate shopping centre and began slaughtering innocent shoppers.
The man - who cannot be identified - is reported to have bravely gone back into the building TWELVE TIMES to help shoppers to safety.
He was pictured with a handgun tucked into his waistband helping two women during the brutal attack.
He went back in 12 times and saved 100 people. Imagine going back in once when you knew what was going on inside.
Read the rest of it HERE
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Dear Editors of the Guardian / Observer newspapers of the UK:
Mr. Porter states: "The death toll from firearms in the US suggests that the country is gripped by civil war." Mr. Porter introduces this statistic: "The annual toll from firearms in the US is running at 32,000 deaths and climbing..."
For starters, Mr. Porter, I can assure you that if civil war was going on in this country, the body count would be a LOT higher than the number upon which you base your premise. In fact, during our last Civil War (more correctly known as The War Between the States also referred to in the South as The War of Northern Aggression) we lost approximately 52,000 during three days in July, 1863 that involved the Battles of Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
Typical of journalistic writing, not all facts are needed for an unbiased opinion. Mr. Porter continues: "The annual toll from firearms in the US is running at 32,000 deaths and climbing, even though the general crime rate is on a downward path (it is 40% lower than in 1980)."
The first thing they teach you in Statistics 101 is that statistics can be used to prove anything. Then they teach you how to analyze statistics and how to weight the data. Let's have a look at the numbers:
In 2010 (a typical benchmark year) guns took 31,076 lives in the United States. This is the equivalent of more than 85 deaths each day and more than three deaths each hour. 73,505 Americans were treated in hospital emergency departments for non-fatal gunshot wounds in 2010. Firearms were the third-leading cause of injury-related deaths nationwide in 2010, following poisoning and motor vehicle accidents. (Source: The Centers of Disease Control and Prevention WISQARS database)
Now let us ask how many of those deaths were homicides, versus suicides and unintentional shootings (accidents) - and how many involved law enforcement vs criminals?
Guns were used in 11,078 homicides in the U.S. in 2010, comprising almost 35% of all gun deaths, and over 68% of all homicides. (Source: The Centers of Disease Control and Prevention WISQARS database) On average, 33 gun homicides were committed each day for the years 2005-2010. No mention of how many of these were law-enforcement related, or legitimate cases self-defense resulting in acquittal in a Court of Law.
Firearms were used in 19,392 suicides in the U.S. in 2010, constituting almost 62% of all gun deaths. (Source: The Centers of Disease Control and Prevention WISQARS database) Over 50% of all suicides are committed with a firearm. On average, 49 gun suicides were committed each day for the years 2005-2010.
White males, about 40% of the U.S. population, accounted for over 80% of firearm suicides in 2010. Firearms were used in nearly 44% of suicide deaths among persons under age 25 in 2010.
Unintentional Deaths and Injuries:
In 2010, unintentional firearm injuries caused the deaths of 606 people. From 2005-2010, almost 3,800 people in the U.S. died from unintentional shootings. Over 1,300 victims of unintentional shootings for the period 2005–2010 were under 25 years of age. (Source: The Centers of Disease Control and Prevention WISQARS database)
A federal government study of unintentional shootings found that 8% of such shooting deaths resulted from shots fired by children under the age of six. This is a tragic statistic could be mitigated with proper training and the correct storage of firearms and ammunition as required by existing laws.
Gun Homicides by Race:
According to the FBI Supplementary Homicide Report (SHR) in 2009 there were 6,505 black homicide victims in the United States - the overwhelming majority of whom were killed by blacks - this kind of homicide statistic is delicately referred to as "Black-on-Black" if and when it is referred to at all.
During the time frame of the SHR report, the overall national homicide rate in the United States was 4.76 per 100,000. For whites, the national homicide rate was 2.92 per 100,000, while the homicide rate among blacks was a staggering 17.90 per 100,000.
The significant statistics of black-on-black crime can be legitimately considered to be driven by extraordinary cultural and economic conditions.
If we take Mr. Porter's number 32,000 gun-related homicides per year and subtract suicides (62% = 19,840) and fatal gun accidents (606) the number is 11,554.
This is roughly .003% of the population of the United States. Again - no mention of how many of these were law-enforcement related, or legitimate cases self-defense.
If we subtract the figure of black-on-black gun homicides, the number of gun-related homicides per year is 5049, or about .0005% of the population of the United States. Take black-on-black crime out of it - which IS a cultural epidemic of troubling concern - and this place is safer than Canada; certainly MUCH safer than Mexico. Or Syria. Or North Korea.
It is noteworthy to observe that the overwhelming majority of these black-on-black homicides are occurring in locations with the most stringent gun-control laws in America: Chicago, Detroit, New York, Camden (New Jersey), Baltimore, and Washington DC.
Mr. Porter's Outrageous Proposal:
"To absorb the scale of the mayhem, it's worth trying to guess the death toll of all the wars in American history since the War of Independence began in 1775, and follow that by estimating the number killed by firearms in the US since the day that Robert F. Kennedy was shot in 1968 by a .22 Iver-Johnson handgun, wielded by Sirhan Sirhan. The figures from Congressional Research Service, plus recent statistics from icasualties.org, tell us that from the first casualties in the battle of Lexington to recent operations in Afghanistan, the toll is 1,171,177. By contrast, the number killed by firearms, including suicides, since 1968, according to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention and the FBI, is 1,384,171. ... If this perennial slaughter doesn't qualify for intercession by the UN and all relevant NGOs, it is hard to know what does."
Mr. Porter, please tell me one place on Earth where UN intervention has succeeded in controlling violence of any kind? Lets start with the Koreas - the UN's first intervention. Fifty years later half that country is still run by a lunatic dictator who's killing machine includes the world's largest concentration camp which makes the Third Reich look like a Sunday School picnic. I saw first hand the UN's failure in Bosnia - right in the heart of civilized Europe! Everywhere the UN goes, misery, death & destruction follows.
The United States of America is a sovereign nation. I don't recall a UN presence in Northern Ireland during The Troubles. It always struck me how an island nation with 100% gun control had a guerrilla war going on within its borders for the better part of three decades - featuring military weapons up to & including belt-fed, crew served machine guns, mortars and rockets, and the Maze prison which was ten times worse than Guantanamo on its worst day - and UN intervention was never even considered - not even observers.
Mr. Porter's article includes the following image and caption:
Simple image analysis tells us that it is extremely unlikely that this man is on a rifle range. A) He is indoors - yes there are indoor rifle ranges but they are a rarity, B) He is not wearing any hearing protection, C) The rifle does not have a magazine inserted into the magazine well, and D) there is a plastic zip-tie protruding out of the magazine well - standard procedure to render the weapon inoperable at a gun store or at a gun show. There are plenty of pictures of Americans handling semi-automatic rifles on actual rifle ranges - if you're going to post propaganda, at least get the simple stuff right.
A Final Word
It is interesting that Mr. Porter mentions Lexington, the first engagement of America's first war. This is significant because the issue driving that conflict were the rights now enshrined in our Bill of Rights: freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of the press, freedom of religion, right to due process under law - specifically search & seizure - freedom from quartering of troops, and of course the single right that guarantees all the preceding rights: the right to keep & bear arms.
Bottom Line: Mr. Porter you and your readers on the other side of the puddle need to be aware of an item we have over here known as The Monroe Doctrine i.e. you can say what you want about us but at the end of the day this is OUR hemisphere, EUROs KEEP OUT.
P.S. Please be aware that I am dual-citizen US/Australian, and by virtue of my father's British birth (and grandfather, great-grandfather & great-great-grandfather going back to at least 1066 and probably a lot further) I possess a British Certificate of Patriality which makes me also a British subject. Primary loyalty is to the United States, of course - due to the fact that I earned my US citizenship via military service - but because of the Special Relationship I do not see a problem with the status of my citizenship. I am not aware of Mr. Porter's status. - S.L.
You survived to buy a house that you have long been dreaming of. It is your private haven, which give you an escape from all your worries and pressures in life. But you will come to a point that you would begin to look for more. You wish to have wider rooms, new shades of paint, a relaxing landscape and lot more. The ideal way to fulfill all your wishes for these things is to think of some home improvement projects. These ways can restore and keep the quality of your house and add more value to it.
The latest trends show that most homeowners finish these projects through doing it by themselves. These are cheaper means of improving the look of houses without seeking help from the experts. However, individuals have various abilities when in terms of handing the said tasks. If you want to assess if you are capable of doing home improvement jobs alone, you will have to deal with some issues first.
You need to determine the exact home improvements jobs that you are planning to do. Check the parts of your house that needs repairs. You can come up with a design that would give you a clear picture of what your property would appear to be after the major improvements are done.
Will you have more savings it you do the entire job by yourself? If you the variance between doing it alone against hiring a pro is just minimal, then you might want to think again. You might want to just sit back and relax and wait for the results of the activity.
Take a look at every activity that happens. Know whether you have the needed tools and devices to do all those things. If you find it costlier to get those necessary tools, hiring a pro can be a better alternative. He has anything and everything that is needed to complete the whole home improvement project. The professional that you will pay him will include those gadgets.
Aside from that, you need to know if you have the ability to perform those tasks properly. Plumbing and electrical systems require technical knowledge to ensure safety of the house. If you think you are far from understanding all these stuffs, then the expert will have to take these tasks. It is still best to count on his services since he is highly trained about these matters. So you will be more secured than just relying on your own capability.
Do not for get to tell the HOA about your upcoming home improvement project. This will ensure that you will not obstruct any of the policies that they have mandated in your community. And also make sure that you secure all the necessary permits, if you will be doing some major renovations. A professional builder can help you comply all of these so you will not have to worry about the requirements.
Improving your house can be a tedious job, especially if you prefer to do it alone. There are highly skilled individuals who are trained to do these projects so it is still best to hire them. However, if you think that it will just be some minor upgrades, and you can handle it by yourself, no need to bother getting an expert. Go ahead and do it alone. Just be sure to do it right so you can get the results that you are expecting.
Saturday, September 21, 2013
In Fort Worth, Texas, The Cobra Team is on a mission to lure and capture car thieves - a problem that continues to grow in the area. By deploying modified vehicles with GPS tracking, surveillance and a "kill switch", this specialized law enforcement team is able make 2-3 arrests per day.
Its pretty disgraceful when the President of Russia invokes God Almighty and the Declaration of Independence in a lecture to the President of the United States - in the New York Times no less - and there is no outrage, no hue & cry in the American media.
I Have My Way With B. Hussein Obama . . . and He Will Do Nothing About It.
Obama’s Inconvenient Truth: Arm Terrorists, Disarm Americans
Finally a Celeb Gets It Right: Shaquille O'Neal's Message for Barack Obama
We go to the Circus to see the Dancing Bear. When the Bear stops dancing, gets up on a soapbox and starts preaching politics, its like, "Hey Bear, shut up and dance!"
Asymmetrical Warfare As Waged by Young Blacks on White America . . .
SAN FERNANDO, CA — Ask adult film star Sophi “Vagzilla” Shaina what her favorite outfit is and you may get a strange answer: the drab set of Army ACU’s she gets to trade her workplace thong and latex for, one weekend a month and two weeks a…
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Most people think that once a house is bought he or she becomes a homeowner. But buying a house is just the first step to set up a home. It is a one time investment. However, doing the exteriors and interiors of the house will eventually make it a home. And again after some years, you will have to change all these. Every house, big or small, needs regular remodeling.
For example, if your kids grow up you may decide to construct a new room to accommodate them. If you are planning to bring home a new puppy, you may need to make a small kennel for the pup. Or if you have won a lot of trophies and collected certificates over the years, redo the furniture in the family room to safely showcase your proud achievements. All these require quite a decent chunk of money and one also needs to spend quite some time on it. There are various ways to carry out house remodeling.
Usually, small easy tasks of remodeling are done by the homeowners themselves. For example, if you want to change the door locks for enhanced security, you can buy a locksmith's tool kit from the store, get guides on how to change locks and do the whole thing yourself in couple of hours. Internet too provides useful Do-it-yourself guides on such small things. Small fixes done yourself not only saves time spent in catching hold of the local contractor or engineer but also saves good money. Moreover, you are also sure of the quality of goods used for the same. Identically, small carpentry or plumbing work like changing old taps can be done using readily available kits and guides. Exterior works like repainting the walls are also done by some homeowners themselves.
If you are planning to completely overhaul things at your home, then it would make sense to take services of a qualified home designer. These are professional companies who employ qualified people with vast experience in various aspects of home modeling like architecture, electrification, carpentry, plumbing, etc. They have teams of architects, designers, managers and workers too. You can either get designs of the house from them and outsource the actual work to a smaller firm or you can simply contract them all the work for a lump sum fee. The company men would come in their vans with special tools and within few days will change the look and feel of your house. You will also get a guarantee or warranty for most of their work. Most firms also offer regular survey of the house and also take care of small fixes for free of cost.
Corporatization of the home remodeling industry has thrown up various ways of remodeling the house. However, in spite of all this, genuine interest of the homeowner remains the biggest factor in success or failure of these projects. One needs to spend time and energy to sit with the designers or even the workmen themselves to ensure that he or she gets maximum value from the whole initiative. If one doesn't love his or her own house, even the best professional designer cannot make it a home sweet home.
Gentlemen like this will all be gone in a very few years, as most likely, will be the country for which they fought . . .
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
1) A ten percent across-the-board cut in the Federal budget - to include the Defense budget.
I'm not talking a ten-percent cut in the future increase of the budget, which is what they do every time they say they cut the budget. I'm talking a REAL ten percent cut in the existing budget - and NO INCREASE.
They would never miss it. There is so much fraud, waste & abuse in government organizations, all they'd have to do is cut back on office supplies (warehouses full of the stuff they never use) and they'd never use it. That, and maybe cut back on a few of those junkets they have all the time.
This is what happens in government organizations every September - they tell all their people to put in their orders and spend all their money before the new fiscal year in October, because if they have any left over, they will be cut that amount out of the next fiscal year. So there's this wild spending spree for stuff they have no need for what little amount of time of the day they work anyway, and the beat goes on . . .
2) Cut Taxes
Cut taxes across the board. The top Federal Income Tax rate will be set at 30% for the top 30% levels of income, 20% for the middle 30% of earners, and 10% for the the bottom 30%. This is all before deductions - nobody pays nothing, everybody pays something, but most people will pay a lot less than what they're paying now.
3) Drill, Baby, Drill
Go hog wild all out drilling for oil in the ANWAR, open up the Keystone Pipeline, lift any and all moratoriums on offshore drilling, frack the hell out of the shale or whatever it is, dig up all the oil sands and extract the oil anywhere and everywhere. Forget about corn and ethanol - what a waste of energy; it takes two gallons of diesel fuel to make a gallon of ethanol AND yours and my tax dollars to boot - put that diesel to good use in the engines & machines it takes to dig up all the coal underneath that National Wilderness Area Clinton established right over the world's largest seam of the purest quality of coal in the world. Use all the tax money off all this commercial activity to build at least four new refineries - one up by Detroit, one in Pennsylvania, one down by Texas and one over in California.
4) Eliminate the Department of Energy and the Department of Education
The Department of Energy doesn't make a single watt of energy, and the Department of Education educates nobody. In fact, since we started both these Carter Administration fiascos, the price of energy has continually risen and the quality of American education has gone steadily downhill. They are the epitome of worthless government bureaucracies that cost you and me and our children all the way out to their children's children a lot of money. Get rid of them.
5) Make government employees merit-based, just like private employment
If I was in charge, the days of government employment-for-life to a cushy retirement would be a distant memory. You produce results or you're gone just like in the real world and we think long and hard about getting rid of your position permanently before we authorize a replacement.
Oh yeah, and no unions for public employees, either. Unions for what? To negotiate against 'We The People'? Even FDR was against that. You want to be a union member, go out there into the cold cruel world and get a real job and join a union that way.
Exception to my brothers in law enforcement and emergency services - their professions are unique, the work is incredibly challenging and they need all the help they can get. That is different.
6) Sell NASA
The time for the absolute commercialization of space is long overdue. Columbus made it to the New World under government sponsorship, but the operation went commercial in very short order and was an overwhelming success, from a free enterprise point-of-view. Sell NASA and all its facilities to private, commercial space launch enterprises. If there's anything out there worth overcoming gravity to get our hands on, they're find it, mine it and bring it back to Earth to cut it up into mood rings or pet rocks or whatever.
7) Welfare Reform
Welfare is for those who REALLY need it - in other words, you need to be missing body parts to qualify. If you're able to work, we will give you a shovel and you can go to work digging up all that coal or fixing the roads in and out of the oil fields.
To qualify for Welfare or food stamps you need to be a US citizen so all you illegals need not apply, and you need to pass a drug test. I expect to wipe at least ninety percent off the roles in short order.
8) Voter ID
In order to eliminate even the question of voter fraud, Voter ID will be mandatory. But not everyone can vote; criminals cannot vote, neither can non-citizens or dead people. In fact, in order to qualify to vote, you have to be of age, be a taxpayer and own land. OK - but what about urban professionals who are productive members of society but do not vote? Well, if they own stock in companies, they own real estate by proxy - they qualify. You have to have some skin in the game to be able to vote - that's only fair.
9) Illegal Aliens
You walk across our borders and this is how it works: we give you an ID card - its an electronic ID card that you have to swipe just like when you buy stuff at the store. We know where you are and what you are doing, and we tax you. You get five years in the US to make your pile then you're out of here. No overstaying because you can't work without that card, and no anchor babies. Any babies you make while you are here go with you. They are not US citizens by accident of geography. We won't even have to amend the Constitution; 'Natural born Americans' as far as I'm concerned includes Canadians and Mexicans - they are part of North America - for that matter anybody born anywhere in THE Americas - North, South, Central or the Caribbean - is some kind of American. That is not the same thing as US citizen.
Only possible exception is if you agree to six years in the military. I will enjoy establishing the American equivalent of the Foreign Legion and you can earn your citizenship the same way I earned mine - the Ancient Roman way.
10) Equal Opportunity
If you say you're black, we'll run a DNA test on you and if you have a single drop of white blood in you, then you're not black. If you say you're white, we'll do the same and if you have a single drop of black blood in you, then you're not white. Likewise for the Orientals, Hispanics, Arabs, everybody.
In other words, no more racial quotas, equal opportunity, playing the race card, nothing. Everybody is equal and everything will be merit-based, just like in professional sports and the entertainment industry - two areas that minorities excel in, oddly enough.
11) The Death Penalty
If I become President there won't be a Death Row there will be a Death Week. And to hell with that pussyfied 'lethal injection' crap. You heard of the electric chair? Well, I'd like to introduce the world to the ELECTRIC BLEACHERS.
But just to prove that I'm not entirely heartless, there will be a comprehensive parole plan - criminals not on Death Row will be kept in large encampments surrounded by triple zones of electrified chainlink fence topped with bands of razor wire, located within the impact areas of large US military bases surrounded by batteries of howitzers of all caliber. If the criminals survive a thousand barrages of artillery fire with some A-10 Warthogs to work them over and some B-52 arc light strikes thrown in for good measure, they will be considered "cured" and they can go out into society. If they fuck up a second time, they are incurable - criminally insane - and so it's the electric bleachers for them.
12) Gun Control
My proposal is to arm the Citizenry: make firearms training & possession mandatory for all law-abiding males 16-65 i.e. the original definition of "militia" - OK in this day & age we can include the females. Everyone knows the female of the species is more deadly than the male, especially when defending their young. Allow teachers to carry in schools, and everybody else to carry all over the place ESPECIALLY on planes and in airports.
The sidearm will become the badge of a law abiding citizen, and mass shootings will become an extinct phenomenon of the past.
13) Gay Marriage
The State endorses and encourages the institution of marriage for a reason; to ensure the next generation. We need kids, and kids need a mom and a dad - that is the best and most successful way of raising happy and healthy children - and so we should encourage this as much as possible. There is no "gay" DNA, for all we know gay is a kink and as far as transgenders go, getting an lop-a-dicktomy doesn't make a man into a woman - he still has a prostate gland and he sure as hell doesn't have uterus. Lets face it, the only reason gays want to get married is to beat the tax man and that goes right back to the State endorses and encourages the institution of marriage to ensure the next generation. When two men can get together or two women can get together and make a baby, I will be for gay marriage.
If we did only half of the above, this country would be in ten times better shape than what it is now. Just by doing the first three on the list, we will be able to pay off the National Debt in about ten years. That's my story and I'm sticking to it . . .
Monday, September 16, 2013
Syria in the Age of Myth by Victor David Hanson
Myth I. Conservatives opposed to bombing Syria are isolationists.
Hardly. It would be better to call conservative skepticism a new Jacksonianism that is not wedded to any Pavlovian support for intervention or particular political party.
Instead, Jacksonians wish to husband U.S. power and prestige. Only that way can we ensure that we have both when existential crises loom—and many are now on the horizon.
Read the rest of it HERE
Myth II. John Kerry is far worse than Hillary Clinton at secretary of State.
True, poor Kerry is played hourly by the Russians and Syrians. He seeks to lecture and pontificate, not persuade and inspire. He ends up doing neither well. The secretary freelances into embarrassment. At times Kerry warns of imminent bombing; at times he champions sober negotiation; at times both and again neither. He talks ponderously and long. Even the Russians cannot stand the pomposity and cry no mas.
Kerry tries to resonate Obama’s orders. But he cannot—both because presidential directives, to the extent that there are any, are incoherent and unserious, and because, like Obama, Kerry made his career damning just the sort of unilateral preemptory military action—without allies, the UN, public support, or an authorization from Congress—that he is now demagoguing for. Was Kerry for Assad before being against him? Is Assad about like Genghis Khan—or is he now Hitler?—or worse, or maybe far worse? Are Assad’s soldiers lopping limbs and burning villages as Americans supposedly did in Vietnam? Or are some of the rebels the real cannibals and executioners of prisoners?
Yet all that said, Kerry inherited and made worse this mess, but did not create it. It was Hillary Clinton, not Kerry or even Obama, who first issued empty red lines that she either had no intention of enforcing or should have known that Obama had no desire to honor.
Read the rest of it HERE
Myth III. America is now in decline after being humiliated in Syria.
Syria was a diplomatic disaster and emblematic of the larger Obama foreign policy catastrophe.
But America will survive it, and it will become a textbook example of what not to do, analogous to Kennedy’s disastrous Vienna summit with Khrushchev, or the sad decision to forfeit a won Vietnam to the communists in 1974-5, or Jimmy Carter’s annus terribilis of 1980. Yet Syria is not an historic date marking America’s descent into permanent decline.
America’s longer-term, post-Obama indicators are in our favor. We lead the world in innovation. Immigrants still seek the U.S. We will be more energy secure than at any time since the 1930s. Our deficits are sinking after sequestration, with fossil fuel expansion and cheaper energy.
Our top universities have never more dominated world-wide rankings. Obama’s neo-socialism is waning; even he postpones elements of an unpopular Obamacare.
Even a slashed military is still far stronger than the next dozen militaries combined. One American worker, amid economic doldrums, still produces almost three times the goods and services of three Chinese workers. And so on.
Read the rest of it HERE
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Everyone has his or her own idea of what is going to make for great interior design. However, many people do not have the skills to pull a room or a house together with the design elements. Interior designers can help. Hiring La Jolla interior designers doesn’t mean that you have to give up on your idea of what you want your home to look like though. You will be able to talk with the designers about your own wants and needs, and they will be able to work with the information that you give them to help you come up with something that suits your style and looks great.
No matter what type of home you want, whether it is something modern or something that features classical Spanish décor, you can find a designer that will be able to help you. The La Jolla interior designers have skills that can translate to just about any type of décor you might have in mind.
When you are choosing your interior designer, you might want to speak with more than just one or two designers. It is to your benefit to have meetings with several designers. This will give you a chance to learn more about that particular designer, and it will let you learn more about what they can offer. Check out some of their previous work and the styles that they seem to gravitate toward when you are choosing. You'll want to have someone who will be able to work with your personal style and tastes. After all, it is going to be your home!
The interior designers will be able to help you whether you are decorating your own home, or you are getting your home ready to sell and need some ideas for designs to make it more attractive to buyers. You need a professional touch, and you can be sure that you will find exactly the designers that you need in La Jolla.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
US Troops In Ft Hood Receive Orders To Deploy To Syria
by Dan Bubalo, September 11, 2013
I have been able to verify something extremely troubling in the past 12 hours. A close and verifiable source contacted me to lament the deployment of a friend from Ft. Hood to Egypt, where this particular soldier will be for the next nine months. We have no military base in Egypt, so we’re all trying to understand the assignment and wonder if he and the other 400 soldiers are living in a tent in the desert, and if they are, how do they receive supplies, from everything to food, water, ammunition, and fuel to conduct whatever mission they are to fulfill, for I cannot imagine a C-140 being allowed to land at Cairo International.
The following information has been sourced thoroughly. This particular soldier said that while he was not really thrilled about the assignment to Egypt, it was better than the soldiers that remained at the military base BECAUSE THEY HAD JUST RECEIVED THEIR DEPLOYMENT ORDERS TO GO TO SYRIA. That certainly contradicts the posturing and false reassurances and table-pounding of Obama and Kerry, does it not?
The guy who wrote this is a moron . . .
. . . and the guy who posted it is a toolbag who does nothing for the Conservative effort by propagating such lame disinformation:
"The following information has been sourced thoroughly."
For starters, look at the soldiers in the photograph that accompanies this article - they wear the distinctive "Double As" shoulder patch of the 82d Airborne Division. In other words, they are paratroopers out of Fort Bragg - not even stationed at Fort Hood. If you're going to distribute disinformation, at least try to get the easy part of your lies in order. NEXT . . .
"We have no military base in Egypt."
Since 1982 we have had an Infantry battalion plus a huge support element rotating in & out of Egypt for the Multinational Force & Observers mission in the Sinai. The MFO is based at South Camp in Sharm el-Sheik, and North Camp in Al Arish (near the Gaza border crossing). In addition, we have been using Cairo West to move troops & equipment since the Desert One raid in 1979. Technically the writer is correct, as none of these facilities are technically U.S. bases. NEXT . . .
"I cannot imagine a C-140 being allowed to land at Cairo International."
I was on airborne status 1983-2008, 2 MFO rotations, flew in & out of Cairo West twice in the 80s, jumped out of every airframe the US has in its transportation inventory, ran air operations for the Special Warfare Center from 2005-08 and I've flown on C-130s, C-141s, C-17s, C-5s, and C-160 Transalls (yes all of these aircraft can and do land at Cairo West - the Space Shuttle could land there, the place is huge) but the only "C-140" I'm aware is the Lockheed JetStar used for flying around VIPs not transporting troops. I remember coming off the ramp of a C-130 at Cairo West in 1986 and looking at the Soviet-era AN-12 transports (NATO codename CUB) lined up on the other side of the tarmac. NEXT . . .
In light of EVERYTHING that's going on the political level at this time - if we have ANYONE on the ground in Syria they are intelligence officers and MAYBE personnel from JSOC and their mission would be so highly classified they wouldn't be cut regular TDY "deployment orders" - it would be a classified op order and everybody involved knows that to run your mouth on a thing like that will get you an adjoining cell next to Bradley Manning.
These are crazy times we live in and the link to this nutty article - which I saw bouncing around a couple of places on the Internet - brings to mind the line from Matthew 24:6 - "You will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end." We DO have people in Jordan, which is adjacent to Syria (Egypt is not) and they are training insurgents, managing logistics to refugees, etc.
Other than these minor discrepancies, everything this guy says is spot on and he's a military genius. NOT . . .
Friday, September 13, 2013
Frontlines Episode 10: "Saving Detroit"
Thursday, September 12, 2013
This is what happens when you draw a line in the sand, your opponent crosses it and you back up and draw another line. This is what happens when you brandish a weapon with no intent of using it. The United States has never looked so weak, not even in the darkest days of the Iran Hostage Crisis.
This Administration is absolutely disgraceful.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
The only four (4) airplanes Israel had when the war of independence began were smuggled from the Czech Republic. They were German "Messerschmitt 109s. They were assembled overnight in Tel Aviv and were never flight tested. This is a short video about their pilots.
Contrary to popular perception - by the people who do not know history - the United States government's assistance to Israel during the war of independence was non-existent.
Americans were not allowed to join the fight and an arms embargo was established and enforced by the FBI.
At the same time Arab armies were very well supplied by the same countries who maintained arms embargo against Israel and of course had great advantage in manpower.
To live comfortably in the house, there are times one might need to make a few renovations to achieve a great new look that you will be proud of. The problem comes in when a person does not have enough finances for the project as this means they can not go ahead with their plans. This however does not have to pose a huge problem as there are many institutions that offer home improvement loans for one to get the financial aid they need. This is a huge relief as one does not have to go through a lot of stress to make the house more comfortable.
Persons need to be very careful with this to avoid spending too much money on the project by carrying out a lot of intensive research to find the institutions that offer the services. This enables one to compare the features of the companies to get the one that offers the best home loan rates. Make sure all the costs are all inclusive so that you don't have to deal with surprise costs in the middle of the project that could end up being too costly.
You can talk to a financial advisor to get the right direction to take to avoid having any regrets later. Make sure you work with reputable companies that have been in the industry for a long time. These should come highly recommended from people who have worked with them to be on the safe side. When the project is not too big, consider taking a redraw facility that allows the borrower to redraw on any existing loan they many have. It is also important to look for a good contractor that will do the job the right.
Lt. Col. Daniel L. Davis doesn’t have faith in Army Chief of Staff Gen. Ray Odierno.
Or the rest of the U.S. Army’s generals, for that matter.
Writing in the August issues of The Armed Forces Journal (“Purge The Generals“) Davis argues that it’s high time to sack the Army’s senior leaders for what he sees as an institutionalized epidemic of astonishing failures that not only go unreported, but are typically rewarded. All of it, he says, is creating a self-perpetuating culture of abysmal performance that won’t go away until the generals do.
“Over that past 20 years, our senior leaders have amassed a record of failure in major organizational, acquisition and strategic efforts,” Davis writes. “These failures have been accompanied by the hallmarks of an organization unable and unwilling to fix itself: aggressive resistance to the reporting of problems, suppression of failed test results, public declaration of success where none was justified, and the absence of accountability.”
Davis, a seasoned Army colonel who has already earned a reputation for being something of a whistleblower by tracking leadership failures from the field in Afghanistan, describes a system where underserving leaders “received prestigious medals, promotions to higher ranks, and plum follow-on jobs; others retired and went to work for defense contractors, often with companies that had profited from the failed acquisition effort.”
Just a few of those failed acquisition efforts total nearly $35 billion dollars.
Read the rest of it HERE
The above stated sentiments are why I left the Regular Army and went Special Forces, and why - after I retired - I distanced myself from the military and went into corporate security. They're significantly more results-oriented when they're directly responsible for every bottom dollar.
Monday, September 9, 2013
Global warming has little to do with science, and everything to do with politics. In his documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth," Gore claimed sea levels would rise by 20 feet over the next century, but the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said the worst case scenario was 8 inches.
Gore made numerous errors and now another giant hole has appeared in his arguments. There is now nearly a million more square miles of ice in the Arctic than at the same time last year – an increase of 60 per cent. Gore claimed the Arctic would be ice-free by this time.
According to the UK Daily Mail, "Some eminent scientists now believe the world is heading for a period of cooling that will not end until the middle of this century – a process that would expose computer forecasts of imminent catastrophic warming as dangerously misleading.
"Global warming has ‘paused’ since the beginning of 1997 – an event that the computer models used by climate experts failed to predict. The pause is important because global warming predictions have made many of the world’s economies divert huge amounts of money into ‘green’ measures to counter climate change.
"Those predictions now appear gravely flawed. Professor Anastasios Tsonis, of the University of Wisconsin, was one of the first to investigate the ocean cycles. He said: ‘We are already in a cooling trend, which I think will continue for the next 15 years at least. There is no doubt the warming of the 1980s and 1990s has stopped.'"
From somebody who's seen a tornado up close & personal: Mother Nature is the Boss!
Sunday, September 8, 2013
"In response to President Obama's empty speech, Sir, you turned your back on Americans in Benghazi, so do not pretend to lecture us about obligation. He is afraid to make a decision so is now setting up Congress for the blame. We should not commit our Military because Obama said something stupid and especially since he does not have a strategic or operational objective. Perhaps if he had not decided to "end the Iraq War" and left a residual force on the Iraq-Syrian border we would not have this situation. I guess this is not so time sensitive, but it is a confirmation of Obama's weakness. NO authorization for military action in Syria."
If you don't know Allen West is, perhaps you should get to know him.
Hope you are having a good weekend. Seems like the “good weekends” are fewer and farther apart these days. Just wanted to say how nice it is to see your site and have a sense of consistency about your posts. Viewing your consistently good pieces of information; has a calming effect on this turbid psyche. I’ve thought that our world would be better off if you would be Sec. of State or Sec. of Defense. Is there a way we could petition to make that happen?
Madison, WI (home of beer, brats and broad women)
Thanks Steve - what you propose would be a great honor, the only problem is I can't see either a Republican or Democrat administration hiring a snake-flag waving Nietzche-quoting pistol-toting professional soldier like me as a cabinet secretary - never mind the fact that I already hold clearances to that level. Still, its a nice complement and I thank you . . .
An excellence analysis. Hope all is well with you and yours.
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Subject: Tamar / Tia Tephi, Jewish Princess, and Queen of Ireland
In a nut shell:
There was one little Jewish princess by the name of Tia Tephi who was able to escape, due to help from an Old Prophet by the name of Jeremiah. While portraying himself to be her grandfather, Jeremiah escaped the fallen city of Jerusalem and took Tia Tephi to Egypt, where they then boarded a ship to head towards ancient Ireland. When Tia Tephi escaped from Jerusalem, she carried in her own person the blood line of the throne of King David with her.
Later in Ireland, a royal wedding was arranged between Herman, who was heir to the throne of Ireland, and Princess Tia Tephi, the princess from Jerusalem. They married, and she became the Queen of Ireland, and produced a family. The royal throne of King David at this point, had then successfully traveled from Jerusalem to Ireland. Later on the royal throne of King David went to Scotland, and then on to England, where it remains to this day.
Thanks Ann - The only problem with this account is that there was never a "King of Ireland" - there were instead FOUR Kingdoms: Ulster, Munster, Connacht (O'Conor dynasty), Leinster (Uí Cheinnselaig), there was a fifth Kingdom Mide (later absorbed into Leinster with parts going to Ulster). My people are from Connacht.
Anyway I see your Irish Princess and raise you an America King:
On 36th Anniv of Elvis Presley’s Death, The Final Word on Whether He Was Jewish
Subject: Dear StormBringer
Listen here Good Looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . it doesn't matter to me. I just love it.
Thanks for the warning Jessica! and SORRY - I don't do lawyers! -S.L.
Pretty hard to follow up on THAT but this next one comes close:
Subject: Egyptian Media Prortays Obama as Satan
I have been holding out for a pic of his forked tongue and tail myself.
But this will do for now . . . Papa Ray
Hey, Ray - Thanks for this . . . I think . . . it's in the queue . . . -S.L.
What have we learned? That a Jewish Princess became the Queen of Ireland . . . heh, heh . . . there's a joke in there somewhere . . . talk about winning the booby prize in all directions!
Saturday, September 7, 2013
I actually met her once, during the course of one of my adventures . . .
Few people who have experienced a major home improvement project will state that the whole thing went as hoped for, or was completed on time and without difficulties. There are simply too many individuals mixed up in this kind of task, and so many different factors can go wrong. You will be able to steer clear of the majority of home improvement problems by getting ready beforehand, to help make certain work goes along as smoothly as possible.
To begin with, you should find one single person to oversee the entire task. A general contractor or builder is often the best person to put in charge, as they will know about all the steps that need to be performed to complete the project.
Developing a good budget can't be stressed enough. Having a good spending plan will make your life much simpler. If you don't work everything out beforehand, and establish a budget that you will not go above, you can easily start adding things that you have not set aside funds for. You may discover that you can't afford the project after all, if you don't restrict your spending. Before you engage a general contractor to work on your project, make sure that you discover one that agrees to a fixed price contract. That way you will know exactly what the construction will cost you, regardless of how long it takes them to completely finish your home improvement project.
This can keep you from getting a nasty surprise when you get the total bill, and will also help to motivate them to complete the work as quickly as practical. It may possibly take just a little time for you to find a builder who will consent to these terms, nevertheless they are out there. Just be positive that you are prepared to give a reasonable price for the completed. Be sure to call around and obtain several estimates before you sign any contract.
To refrain from having too many people working on the job at one time, keep from hiring too many specialists for each part of the project that needs to be taken care of. Have your general contractor to hire subcontractors for the specialized areas of the undertaking that need to be accomplished by a person qualified in that area. They will normally have subcontractors that they get to do this type of thing on a normal basis.
Your builder or general contractor will already be aware of who is certified, does the best job, and is least difficult to work with. Let your builder hire their favored specialty contractors, rather than becoming involved and undertaking it yourself. The people you retain may not be very good ones, and could take an extremely long time to complete the work.
The more you can refrain from having to be involved in the day to day progression of the building project, the less difficult it will be for you. Don't get in the way, and allow your contractor to handle scheduling, and the completion of the different areas of the job as they need to be done.
They will have done this sort of thing many times before, and will recognize exactly what needs done and the best time to get it done. They can make certain that the home improvement project advances as well as possible.
By adhering to your budget, and not attempting to add all kinds of extras to your home improvement project, and by letting your general contractor or builder handle all the scheduling details, you are not likely to think back on your home improvement project with an unfavorable taste in your mouth.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."