Thursday, March 17, 2011

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ST PADDYs DAY FUN

Check it out – I am wearing my khaki 511 tactical pants, my old Army brown sweater, an Army brown t-shirt, and my sh*tkicking boots.  When I said "Happy St. Patrick's Day" to the lady in the cafeteria, she looked at me all weird and said, "But . . . but . . . you are not wearing any green."



"Actually I AM wearing green!" I said.  There was a line forming and everybody overhearing this exchange was glancing over, looking me up and down, and the lady was getting this really eff-ed up look on her face.



"I'M WEARING GREEN SOCKS!" I said with this big sh*t-eating grin.  "I don't know what YOU'RE thinking . . ."



And I AM wearing green socks; I'm wearing official-issue US Army green socks.  What was she thinking? I'm wearing a green man-thong or something . . . ? ? ?



Heh . . .





"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"



-SEAN LINNANE SENDS

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